The Band that's gonna have a good time in spite of unresponsive (unless you count hostility) audiences!!
Sure there are better lookin' bands!
Sure there are better soundin' bands!
But when you pull the boards outa their asses, what'cha got?!?!
THAT'S RIGHT! You got SQUAT!!
Trademark, on the other hand, is 100% as bad as it's ever gonna get....right out of the gate!
No hidden ass-boards! No hideous surprises as the evening wears on!
Maybe you'll need to grow another leg to dance to most of our stuff! That's YOUR problem, but, we ARE a hoot to watch!
We were voted the greenest band in captivity (with MORE THAN 100% recycled licks) by the Charles Manson Humanitarian Foundation, four years running!!
(Be honest! Wouldn't YOU run,too?)